I always feel so dumb when i’m talking to someone and they’re telling me all about something that they like, or do and I just sit there and look blankly until they stop talking at which point I cock my head ever so slightly and go, “I don’t know what that means” and then they get exasperated and have to simplify the shit out of it for me.

I was just driving home from the mall, stopped at some traffic lights, ‘Brokenhearted’ by Karmin came on the radio. As she sang the line “Business in the front, party in the back” a guy with a mullet walked across the road in front of me.

I was like:

THAT CAN’T HAPPEN.